FOOD IS BETTER THAN SEX.

You can eat food while watching TV and no one will give you a hard time.

   

•     A table for three is much easier to arrange than a threesome.

•     Supermarkets are much cleaner than brothels.
•     Food tastes nice. When people say “Oh baby, that tastes so good” during sex, it’s a lie.
•     Experimenting with food very rarely leads to years of psychological trauma.
•     If you fart while eating, people will either laugh or frown – it won’t ruin the entire meal.
•     Food poisoning is better than AIDS.
•     Food tourism is a great topic for professional travel writers. Sex tourism is not (the guidebook will sell quite well, but it’ll ruin your reputation).

You can order food from room service.

Sharing a meal with a business associate is socially acceptable and tax deductible.

The average person gets to eat 21 times a week.

Your parents can teach you how to cook for your spouse and vice versa.

You can tell someone you’re hungry without fear of repercussions.

After two or three glasses of wine you can still manage dessert.

The purple pills are cheaper than the blue ones.

It’s easy for a married person to enjoy a variety of foods.

• If you take care of your teeth you can eat steak your whole life
•    There is no chance of being distantly related to food.
•   Performance is not an issue unless you are eating at a particularly fine restaurant.
•   If the bag breaks, you don’t have to panic.
•   You won’t be labeled a slut for eating at MacDonald’s one day and KFC the next (well, you might…).
•   You can eat Chinese food, Indian food, Italian food and all the other foods of the world without being beaten to death for crossing cultural barriers.
•    Premarital eating is never a problem, so there’s no risk of spending eternity in hell.

        SOCIAL LIFERS ARE RESPONSIBLE SOCIALITES, STAY CONNECTED.